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TheMeltdown
冰河世纪2
This global warming is killing me.
This Is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold.
What would it take to make you happy?
This I like.
Oh, no, you won't catch me.
No running, James. Camprules.
Make me, sloth.
Make me, sir. It's all about respect.
Water ball.
Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour.
Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there.
OK, there is fine. Ashley ,stop picking your...
Pi? ata!
Stop! You're supposed to wear blind folds.
OK.
-Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth. -Mine.
-Mine. -Mine.
Hey, you didn't have any candy in you.
-Let's bury him. -Yeah!
Hey, whoa. Who said you kids could to rture the sloth?
Manny, don't squash their creativity.
Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammals.
Wanna give a slotha hand?
Look, I opened my camp. "Campodel Sid". It means Camp of Sid.
Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.
Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guy slove me. Right, Billy?
Don't make me eat you.
They kid. That's why they're called kids.
It old you, Sid. You're not qualified to run a camp.
What do qualifications have to do with child care?
Besides, these kids look up to me. I'm a role model to them.
I can see that.
You guys never think I can do any thing, but I'm an equal member of this herd.
I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect.
-Come on, Sid. -Sid, we were just kidding.
Hey, let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.
Yeah!
Sid!
I can do stuff.
Won't give me their stupid respect.
I'll show'em.
And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy.
And they lived happily everafter.
-Good job. -Question.
Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Because...because he wanted to be with his family.
He should go with the girlburro. That's a better love story.
OK, well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Burroi sade meaning name. Technically, it's called awildass.
Fine. The wildass boy came home to his wildass mother.
See, that's why I called it a burro.
Could the burro have a grazing problem? Then he'd be morere latable.
-Boring. -It's not believable.
-Do burros eat their young? -It's not a good ending.
Sometimes I throw up.
They lived happily everafter. You can't get more satisfying than that.
One big happy family. That's the way it's supposed to be.
Where's your big, happy family?
Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.
-You OK, buddy? -Sure. Why not?
-I thought...-Story time's over. The end.
-Run for your lives! -Where's everybody going?
-The world's coming to an end. –What are you talking about?
FastTony –he says the world's gonna flood.
Folks, I holdin my hand a device so powerful,
it can actually pull air right out of the sky.
Yeah, right.
Gather round, gather round.
Pardon me, do you have gills, ma'am?
So you can't breathe under water?
My assistant here will demonstrate.
Hey, I can smell the ocean.
What are you doing? I can't sell that now.
You suck air through your mouth, you moron.
Through its design and sturdy construction,
you'll have plenty of air fore on stocome.
Of course, results may vary.
Why are you scaring everybody with this dooms day stuff?
I'm trying to make a living here,pal.
It's my weather forecast. The five-day out look calls for intense flooding
followed by the end of the world.
And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.
Comeon, don't listen to him. FastTony would sell his own mother for a grape.
Are you making an offer? I mean, no, I would not.
Haven't you heard? The ice is melting.
You see this ground, it's cover edinice.
A thousand years ago, it was cover edinice.
A thousandy ears from now, it will still be ice.
Say, buddy, not to cast a spersions on your survival in stincts or nothing,
but haven't mammoths pretty much go neextinct?
-What are you talking about? –About you being the last of your kind.
Your breath smells like ants.
Be that a sit may, when's the last time you saw another mammoth?
Don't pay any attention to him.
Mammoths can't go extinct. They're the biggest things on Earth.
What about the dinosaurs?
The dinosaurs got cocky and made enemies.
Look. Some idiot's going down the Eviscerator.
Please tell me that's no tour idiot.
OK, I'm gonna jump on the count of three.
One,
two...
Sid, don't move a muscle. We're coming up.
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Sorry.
Two and three one-thousandths, two and four one-thousandths...
Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there.
No. I'm gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator
and then you guys are gonna have to show me some respect.
The only respect you'll get is respect for the dead.
Come on, Manny, he's not that stupid.
-But I've been wrong before. -Geronimo!
Hey, watch it.
I can't breathe. I think I just coughed up my spleen.
-Diego, retract the claws, please. -Right. Sorry.
If I didn't know you better, Diego, I'd think you were afraid of the water.
OK, OK. Good thing I know you better.
Guys.
Fast Tony was right.
Everything is melting.
It's all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them.
Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.
-That's genius, Sid. –Call me Squid.
This whole thing's a piece of junk. I can't believe I live here.
What?
Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark.
-It's so buoyant, it actually floats. -I'll show you something that floats.
All right, it's your funeral.
See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.
Giants balls of furry lava the size of mammoths raining from the sky.
Go suck air through a reed.
Listen to him. He's right about the flood.
Iam? I mean, yes, Iam.
Wait. You said there wasn't going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you?
Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break.
The entire valley's gonna flood.
Flood's real, all right. And it's coming fast.
Look around. You're in a bowl.
BowI's gonna fill up. Ain't now a yout.
What are we gonna do?
Unless you make it to the end of the valley.
There's a boat. It can save you.
-I don't see anything. -But
y'all better hurry.
Ground's melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbling.
Survive that and you'll be racing the water,
cosin three days' time, it's gonn a hit the geyser fields.
Boom!
There is some good news, though.
The more of youdie,
the better Ieat.
I didn't say it was good news for you.
He must have been a real pleasure to have in class.
Dam.
All right, you heard the scary vulture. Let's move out.
Manny, you really think there's a boat?
I don't know, but in a few days, this place is gonna be under water.
If there's any hope, it's that way.
Manny, let's go.
Overturned glyptodont in the far right lane.
Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.
And it looks like there might be a fatality.
I call the dark meat.
Come on, everybody, let's go. Come on, come, come, come. Getin.
-Come on, Grandpa, come on. –We have to go.
Well, I'm not leaving. I was born in this hole and I'll die in this hole.
Do we have to bring this crap?
-I'm sure there's crap where we're going. –This was a gift from my mother.
OK, keep it moving, keep it moving.
Manny, I just heard you're going extinct.
Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.
-I'm not going extinct.- Kids, look. The last mammoth.
Well, you probably won't see another one of those again.
See?
OK, one, two, three... Where isJ ames?
Stu. Come on, Stu.
Let's blow this ice-cubestand.
Stu.
Folks, be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home.
-Shut up, Sid. -OK.
Stop singing, Sid.
Sid, I'm going to fall on you again and this time I will kill you.
OK, someone doesn't like the classics.
What if you're right?
What if I am the last mammoth?
But Manny, look at the bright side, you have us.
Not your most persuasive argument,Sid.
-Mammoths?- I knew I couldn't be the last one.
I felt it in my gut.
Extinct? Come on.
He's up by a couple of fifths, ahead by a tusk.
And he's beating Diego as Diego's coming round the corner.
Sorry. My stomach hates me.
Well, don't that put the "stink" in extinction?
Nasty.
Manny.
I need to be alone for a while.
You go on ahead. I'll catch up.
One truly is the loneliest number.
These work great.
Cool.
-Missed me, now you gotta kiss me.-I'll get'em.
-Whichendisup?-I'dhidethatfacetoo.
-Hey, ugly. -I gotta sit on that.
Got cha.
OK, I'm going in.
-Sid. -What?
-Nice miss. –Cover your side.
-I felt some breeze in that one.-Smile.
-Out of my way. -Hello.
Over here.
-Surrender? -Never.
Cool.
Smoke them.
If any one asks, there were 50 of'em and they were rattlesnakes.
-Here, kitty, kitty.- Big mistake, you miscreants.
Miscreants?
Diego, they're possums.
Retreat.
I guess it's just you and me now.
I knew it. I knew I wasn't the only one.
Everyone falls out of the tree now and then. They just don't admitit.
Wait. What?
Some of us have a tough time holding onto branches.
It's not like we're bats or something. We don't have wings to keep us up.
And you were in the tree because...?
I was looking for my brothers. They are always in trouble.
Brothers? You mean there's more?
Sure.
-There's lots of us.-Where?
Everywhere. Under rocks. In holes in the ground.
Usually we come out at night so birds don't carry us off.
Help! Help!
Help!
Well, shave me down and call me a molerat. You found another mammoth.
Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
-What are you looking at me for? –I don't know. Because you're a mammoth.
Me? Don't be ridiculous. I'm not a mammoth. I'm a possum.
Right. Good one. I'm an ewt. This is my friend, the badger.
And my other friend, the platypus.
Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.
-This guy giving you trouble, sis? -Sis?
That's right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum.
I don't think her tree goes all the way to the top branch.
Manny, brink of extinction's a bad time to be picky.
Hey, she should come with us.
Areyouinsane?Noway.
OK.
Manny wants me to ask you if you'd like to escape the flood with us.
-I'd rather be road kill. –That can be arranged.
Funny. Let me have a little word with my brothers.
Ellie, are you crazy? We're not going with them.
Look, we'll never make it in time if we only travel at night.
These guys can protect us out in the open. What do you say?
Why did you invite them?
Cos you might be the only two mammoths left on Earth.
He has a point.
Sorry, when did I join this dating service?
My brothers and I would be delighted to come with you.
If you treat us nicely.
See that? That's the total opposite of nice.
Maybe we'll have a snack before we hit the road.
You want a piece of us? Let's go.
Banzai!
-I got'em.- Back! Back!
You know the best part? We're carrying diseases.
OK, thanks to Sid, we're now travelling together.
And like it or not, we're going to be one big, happy family.
I'll be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy.
And Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves.
Now, let's move it before the ground falls out from under our feet.
I thought fatguys were supposed to be jolly.
I'm not fat. It's this fur, it makes me look big.
-It's poofy.-OK.
He's fat.
Escaping the flood is the perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds
with FastTony's Disaster Diet.
You, ma'am, you look like a big, fat, hairy beast.
How would you like to lose a ton or two?
Would I ever.
Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
I also have the perfect cure for your eye sight, my blind friend.
We'll never make it at this pace.
Ellie, it'sOK, you can lose the camouflage. You're safe.
OK. Safe? Please.
Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out.
-What you got? –Perimeter all clear.
-Roger that. One-niner, over. -Roger,over,victor...
-Guys.-Allclear.
Hawk!
-What are you doing?-Playing dead.
-Manny, why don't you do that? –Because I'm a mammoth.
But you'd do it for treats, right?
Is he gone?
You're safe. Get up.
Man.
If you weren't here, that hawk would have swooped down and snatched me for dinner.
That's how cousin Wilton went.
Boy, I really feel for you. I do.
I can't even imagine what it'd be like to be the last one of your species.
-I'm not the last one. –You brave, brave soul.
That's right. Don't give up hope.
Ellie.
Look at our foot prints.
They're the same shape.
Well, how do I know those aren't your footprints?
Well, then,
look at our shadows.
We match.
You're right. They're the same.
You must be part possum.
You wish.
Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you.
We gotta catch up with the others.
Hey. Knock it off.
Cry me a river, blubber –tooth tiger. Have some fun.
The ice is thin enough without you two wearing it down.
Diego, come on. The ice may be thin,
but it's strong enough to hold a ten-ton mammoth and a nine-ton possum.
Mammal overboard!
Ellie, get up. If you play dead, you'll be dead.
Look at me.
Diego.
Diego.
Come on, Diego. Come on.
This may sting a little.
-What in the animal kingdom was that? –I don't know.
From now on, land-safe, water-not safe.
That was the brave stthing I've ever seen.
-It was nothing.I...-It's not a compliment.
To a possum, bravery is just dumb.
-Yeah, we're spineless.-Lily-livered.
Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they get in danger.
Maybe you should run away more.
Good point. Thanks for the advice.
Happy to help.
Do you believe her?" Bravery is dumb. Maybe you should run away more".
She's in furiating and stubborn and narrow-minded.
You like her.
-I do not. -Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.
-And so is yours.-What secret?
You know, the one where you can't swim.
That's ridiculous.
Fine. But we're living in a melting world.
You're going to have to face your fear sooner or later.
Almost there.
-OK. Ready, Eddie? -Set.
Let's roll.
Wait for me.
No brakes. Gotta roll. Meet you at the other end.
So you think she's the girl for me?
Yeah. She's tons of fun and you're no fun at all.
She completes you.
Yeah.
Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond?
-No.-Come on.
You expect to impress with that attitude?
I don't want to impress.
Why are you trying to convince her she's a mammoth?
Because that's what she is. I don't care if she thinks she's a possum.
-You can't be two things.-Au contraire,Man-fered.
Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.
He's never gonna let upon you.
It'll be easier on all of us if you just go with it.
So what do you want me to do?
Pull the tree and shoot me into the pond.
I don't know.
If you're too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.
No,no,no.No, I can do it. I can do it.
Yeah,yeah,yeah.Comeon,comeon.
-Have you done this before? –Only a million times.
Farther, farther, farther.
Perfect. Fire!
Yeah! I can fly!
Crash!
Crash!Crash!
-Crash, are you OK? –What happened?
-Manny shot him out of a tree. -What's wrong with you?
-He s